I’m sorry to be a little bit late in wishing you a Happy Father’s Day, so I’ve simply declared it to be ‘Dad’s Week.’ Work it to your advantage guys! As if to prove that truth is always stranger and funnier than fiction, Jimmy has compiled tweets from viewers recalling memorable words from their fathers. The lesson here I believe, is that you may impart wisdom to your offspring from the time they are born; but they will remember only the funny, silly or absolutely goof-ball remarks you’ve made with perfect clarity…Forever.