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The President Trump Administration, Rack Jite

The President Trump Administration

Well here we are in mid December with President Trump’s Chief of Staff Chris Christie having finished announcing the appointments in the coming Trump / Carson administration.

Supreme Court Justice Scalia Replacement – Ted Cruz
Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg Replacement – Ann Coulter
Secretary of State – Bobby Knight
Secretary of Defense – Mike Ditka
Department of Homeland Security – Joe Arpiao
Attorney General – Chuck Norris
Department of the Treasury – Melania Trump
Department of  Education – n/a
Department of the Interior – Sarah Palin
Environmental Protection Agency – n/a
Department of Commerce – Carl Icahn
Department of Energy – n/a
Department of Agriculture – Cliven Bundy
Department of Health and Human Services –  Grover Norquist
Department of  Housing and Urban Development – Donald Trump Jr.
Department of Transportation – Dale Earnharht
Department of Veteran Affairs – Ted Nugent
Department of Gold Plating – Ivanka Trump
Press Secretary – Sean Hannity
Ass Wipers (alternate days) – Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski

Update – Donald Trump mentioned Joe Scarborough’s falling ratings yesterday, this affected Joe Scarborough personally so he is now unhappy with The Donald.