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The Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent Team, Death to the Animals!

I have been working on a list of the top ten most disgusting human beings in America for a few months now. Though I keep rearranging it there is one constant, Ted Nugent has never slipped from the number one slot.

Doing this list requires adding points for different aspects such as celebrity, character, ideology and the effectiveness of their rancorous body of work. Though it seems that character most often becomes the central point in judging these miscreants. In case you have missed it, I have done this by hear and decade in our Shithead Awards.

The other nine set in no firm order as of yet are: Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Roger Ailes, David Horowitz, Dick Armey, Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin.

The picture on the above is Ted Nugent wearing a confederate flag and waving an assault rifle in the air while preforming for Texas Governor Republican Rick Perry’s campaign.

The impetus for this article was how often I have come across pictures of Sarah Palin in the arms of Ted Nugent. These photos of Palin and Nugent are not her being caught off guard posing with this celebrity piece of crap. She goes on his radio show and they are linked in their lust to kill animals. People who are sexually aroused by it.

Here is a review I did sometime back on Ted Nugent’s silly book God, Guns and Rock and Roll. Here is a quick recap. 

God, Guns and Rock and Roll was written primarily mainly to attack Hand Gun Control advocates Bill and Sarah Brady, the later of which he suggested by euthanized. His livid anger is over the claim that it is 5 times more dangerous to have a gun in the home than not. The book includes these three stories. When he was in grade school an unloaded gun went off in the car he and his father were in traveling to a deer hunt. When he was about 12, he was cleaning an unloaded rifle in his kitchen which fired a bullet through a wall. And the story of how his toddler son, during a party, got in to the upstairs locked arms room, took out an unloaded rifle from a locked gun rack and fired it through the floor into the room below.  It is important to understand the intellectual gravitas of writing a book to argue guns are safe by explaining how unsafe they are. Needless to say, Ted Nugent is a Republican.

Please note that self proclaimed patriot and Chicken Hawk Ted Nugent bragged that he peed and pooped his pants for a week to get out of the going to Vietnam.

Here are a few quotes by Nugent on the joy he shares with Sarah Palin in killing animals:

"What a beautiful bonus God has blessed me with. The confusion I reign
across the retarded landscape is more important than platinum albums and
big giant bucks. It’s almost wussy, man." 

"Blood trails are music to my ears. I’m a gut pile addict. It’s my kick. I love shafting animals!"

"Certainly, thousands and thousands. I mean, in the ’70s and ’80s, I used to keep track of such things, and there were years of 400-500. On how many animals he has put down."

"You know, when I see a three-legged dog, I don’t shoot it right away. I want to watch it dance around a while. I shot a fking cat this morning. And when I went and retrieved it, it had this beautiful studded collar on it. I kid you not! I did a terrible job because I used a 10 millimeter, and it just killed him instantly. I’d rather have him dance around for at least a couple minutes before he dies. But next time I’ll aim a little lower."

"On my first bowhunt on the property a few years back, I was on my own for twenty-two days and killed an amazing thirty-three head of big game. I’m surprised I even came home. I was in heaven."

People fair no better in Ted’s World.

"I shoot my bow and arrow on stage. I’ve been doing that since like 1963. And during the one encore, Great White Buffalo, I shoot a flaming arrow at one of my guitars hung up in the amplifiers and blow it to smithereens every night. I missed twice. That’s in, I don’t know, 4,000 concerts. I think I almost killed a guy once. It was beautiful. The arrow went through the speakers and stuck in the wall. It was cute."

"Democrats, guilty of tax-raising and gun muzzling, should be eliminated."

"But if I would have gone over there, I’d have been killed, or I’d have killed all the Hippies in the foxholes. I would have killed everybody." On Vietnam

"A gook! You gotta love that. I’ve always had this thing for gooks. You gotta love gooks. Fkin’ little tunnel-diggin’ monkeys. I think they’re so cute. I love guys that dig holes to put sharp sticks in to kill a wholes. You got to love those little monkeys." On skateboarder Don Ngyuen nicknamed The Nuge

"I’m the only rock ‘n’ roller that actually kills his own stage clothes. I mention that every night on stage that anytime any person uses the word animal and rights in the same sentence, I’m gonna kill a hundred of something. So don’t even fck with me. There will be blood on your hands and in your family tree."

"My name is Ted Nugent and because of Pam Anderson and because of Bill Maher and because of Paul McCartney, all the members of PETA, whenever I hear the word animal or rights in the same paragraph, I’m killing an extra hundred of something this year."

"I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up."

Ted Nugent often screams at "Wetbacks" in his audiences to swim back across the Rio Grande, calls the inner cities Planet of the Apes, calls Asians "Gooks", Muslims "Ragheads" and is the darling of every racist hate group in America. 

And Sarah Palin is proud to be photographed along side him and as a welcome guest on his radio show.