The Texas Bay Area Citizen: Larry Reams Letter, The Onion or The Taliban?

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Clear Lake Tea Party process committee, Larry Reams seated Left

The Texas Bay Area Citizen is published by Brenda Miller-Fergerson and edited by Jim Molony. We recently received this Letter to the Editor in The Citizen and graphic which was forwarded to us this morning. Believe it or not this publication is not in competition with THE ONION, or is the author of the letter being sarcastic, this is the Real Texas Tea Party thing.

Letters to the Editor: November 13, 2012

God vs.Government

America woke up November 7 to the absolute documented proof, that the majority of Americans now worship at the feet of Barack Obama and big government as opposed to the feet of God Almighty. And there will be hell to pay — literally.

About a month ago I submitted a Letter To The Editor saying that my gut told me Romney would win and that my gut had been right in every presidential election since 1960. That string is now broken in the most critical election in my life time. The anti-God democrat party prevails again. On top of that, three more states approved gay marriage and two approved legalization of pot. God has been sending America message after message that we’re on the wrong track, not His path, yet we refuse to listen. He destroyed ancient Israel when they followed this path. We also proved that the soap box, the jury box, and the ballot box will not solve America’s problem. I strongly suspect the ammo box will come into prominence over the next four years.
If God does not destroy us outright and allows us to destroy ourselves, I suspect we’ll wake up early some Wednesday morning in 2016 to see Mr. Obama celebrating his second re-election for a third term in office. In the interim taxes will go up, poverty levels will go up, welfare rolls will go up, unemployment will go up, medical care costs will go up, dependence on government will go up, the market will go down, our self-reliance will go down, our military readiness will go down, property values will go down, the quality of health care will go down, and our national and state sovereignty will evaporate.
And at some point we’ll have a new “modern” Constitution shoved down our throats and we’ll become a nation of men, not a nation of laws. The 58.7 million who voted for Mr. Obama (with IQ’s somewhere around 60) are complicit in our demise as are our weak-kneed RINO Members of Congress who are too politically correct to mount a comeback. True Patriots are about to be tested unlike any time since 1776. Will we respond the same way?
May God have mercy on us.
Larry Reams

That Tea Party Larry Reams believes 95% of African-Americans, 72% of Hispanics, 70% of Asians, 68% of single women, 53% of all women – and of course you – and I have IQ’s at around 60 goes without saying. After all, Larry speaks for God. Even declaring that President Obama will destroy the constitution to become our Fuhrer in 2016 is standard fare for Tea Party rhetoric. But it is his two references “AMMO BOX” and “1776” solutions that makes it all so much more Texican. BTW, since the election was over, many Romney/Ryan yard signs here in Texas have been replaced with “PRAY FOR OUR NATION” yard signs. Which is much the same as Mr Reams sign off of “May God have Mercy on us.”

The Nevada Tea Party coined the phrase “SECOND AMENDMENT SOLUTION” after Obama was elected the first time. I like Texas “AMMO BOX SOLUTION” better. Has a better Texas twang to it. And sure beats the heck out of  SHOOT THE BLACK GUY AND EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR HIM.

Sure we see these kind of comments all over the internet all the time, but seldom do we see them published in print in a family newspaper delivered n our lawns. Which is the reason I wanted to share this with all my fellow morons, idiots and imbeciles.

I took the time to relate this little local story as a way to warn my millions of readers living outside the great state of Texas that you had better get ready. Hold on to your hats, fasten your seat belts, make sure your airbags are in working order, because we are sending Ted Cruz to the United States Senate. A self proclaimed no compromise Texas Tea Party ideologue who I am sure is the darling of Larry Reams and company. BTW, for all the accolades Senator Elect Cruz enjoys with the newspapers and people of  Texas, there is one happy fact. Ted Cruz was born in Canada (or was it Kenya) so he cannot be President.  Well, unless Larry Reams becomes President and usurps the US Constitution in his Taliban takeover of America.