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Things Mitt Romney Thinks Are More Important than Afghanistan, Abortion

Romney parody, political humor: Things Mitt Romney feels are more important than Afghanistan, his priorities

You may have noticed that Romney left Afghanistan out of his RNC speech, and later told reporters that the topics of abortion and Afghanistan were verboten. Asked why he wouldn’t comment on those topics, condescending Mitt informed us: “You don’t go down a laundry list, you talk about the things you think are important.” That’s Mitt, free-flowing and off-the-cuff, always keeping his eyes on the priorities!

As the election draws closer, and Mitt prioritizes his issues, here are some of the things Mitt Romney truly  feels are important.