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Tina Turnstyle, not another Starbucks, FOD

tina turnstyleTina Turnstyle sings We Don’t Need another Starbucks. This is a good well produced and directed video. Hear! Here!

So that white guy with the black wife and kids beat The Weiner Wiener. And the whole family seems to be fun and exciting. Say what you will about Mayor Bloomberg but no matter how you look at him, he was no fun.

Here is a good spot for me to give my answer to life, death and everything.  As a big fan of Kurt Vonnegut Jr, I blindly accepted his answer which was, “We are here to fart around.” That could very well be it, but my politics require I give it a progressive spin.

We are here to have fun and lend a hand.

Oh, I forgot… We are here to fear and obey God.   So with that said, sharpen your knives and slit your first borns’ throat. Prove your fear and obedience.  Prove your belief by strapping on some TNT and nails and murder yourself and as many others as you can manage. God is great.

And then there is my favorite saying from the new American Jesus, “The rich man shall gather his gold upon his camel and stick needles in the eyes of the poor as he ascends to Heaven.”  I love that one!

And not to forget, if you are stuck on the cheek, turn to them with a 40 round magazine in an assault rifle and blow their friggin head off. Jesus Christ my ass.