Religious Truthiness Todd Akin Needs a Legitimate kick in the nuts, it won’t hurt! Funnyordie by rackjite • August 20, 2012 I dunno, an illegitimate kick in the nuts would probably do as well. Related posts: Todd Akin and Paul Ryan believe only SOME rape is legitamite State Fight! My state can kick your states ass! FunnyorDie New Rules Bill Maher, STAND UP TO THE GUN NUTS! March 30 2012 About Kick!