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Totally Biased: White Supremacist Craig Cobb’s DNA Shows He’s Black!

Totally Biased: White Supremacist, Craig Cobb's DNA Test Shows He's Black

In a delicious bit of irony, White Supremacist Craig Cobb may no longer be eligible to reside in the whites-only village he’s planning to build in Leith, North Dakota. No homosexuals are allowed either, but you already surmised that.

Cobb who states that ‘racism is my religion’, was informed of the results of a DNA test by Britain’s Trisha Goddard in a recent episode of her US chat show. Cobb learned that 14% of his DNA is from sub-Saharan Africa, effectively making him ineligible to live in Leith, or proclaim himself to be all ‘white’ something of which he was inordinately proud.

‘So there you go, bro,’ Goddard adds against a backdrop of raucous laughter in the studio, as a churlish Cobb twice refuses to bump fists. The man who just lost his identity and reason for living, dismissed the results of the DNA test, calling it ‘statistical noise’, and adding that “oil and water don’t mix.”  I can already hear the River Denial running through the quiet little village of Leith, North Dakota.