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Trevor Noah, Trump makes Cruz look like a dick in GOP debate

Trevor Noah, Trump makes Cruz look like a dick in GOP debateHey, how much talent does it take to make an actual dick look like a dick?

Donald Trump is about as religious as I am which I am sure even the Evangelical crowd in Iowa understands, so why do they like him so much?

40% of Americans believe that in their lifetime Jesus is coming to kill everyone but them. And who better to bring that about tham Donald Trump as President?

Ah the End Times, not sure if this time He will murder everyone in the world but just seven people as He did last time. What I gather from the word in Oklahoma is that Oral Roberts has argued that Jesus must be at least 110 feet tall because he needs wide shoulders to carry all the true believers to Heaven. At 110 feet tall, his shoulder width would be about 40 feet wide, subtracting the neck area, that would leave about 10 feet on a side, or enough room for a total of around 20 people to ascend with Jesus to Heaven. I suppose we would also have to subtract Oral Roberts himself and his immediate family which would leave room for about ten or. Which at least is better God’s last genocide that saved only seven. But wait a minute.  Last time God worked alone and only murdered about 50 million people which is the estimate of the world population at that time. This time working in tandem with his Son Jesus its upwards of 7 billion to kill.

If you want a heads up on exactly how the End Times work in a specific and easily understood manner, watch The Leftovers.  It’s most fun watching random shows in the series. Start at the end, the middle, or the beginning does not matter.