Bristol Palin gave birth to a 7 pound bouncing baby boy over the weekend.
Mother Bristol Palin – in keeping with her mother naming Palin men (her brothers) after famous Tennessee Hillbillies, Track Tore and Trigg Err – named her boy Tripp. Like the father of the child is on a Tripp somewhere or other.
Some say that Tripp is a silly name, but not as silly as Boner or Headcheese. Bristol was probably informed by her Mother that damn, Moon Unit was already taken.
The father of the new boy, Levi Johnston (does everyone under 20 in Alaska has a silly name) is either up on the North Slope drill baby drilling or studying to be an electrician at some undisclosed location. Or perhaps hiding in Zimbabwe.
Thank BeJesus for electricians, we will not have to suffer another plumber in that gang of… of… Gosh, White House Hopefuls.
Perhaps they can find a white collar job for young Levi? With his Mom recently found to be a crank dealer and his possible Mother-in-Law having been found by her church NOT to be a witch, perhaps an office job in The Alaskan Institute of Funny Names?
This all seems to reinforce what the media has been drilling into us now for over a month. There is no difference between Caroline Kennedy and Sarah Palin, the Kennedy’s are the same as the Palin’s, well for conservative argument sake anyway.
I do not know why, but I am reminded of the greatest quote during the Monica Lewinsky debacle. When asked by reporters if what the much maligned Bill Clinton did was any different than what the much adored John Kennedy did, Arsenio Hall replied. “Are you kidding me?? Monica Lewisky is no Marilyn Monroe!”
Update: People Magazine is offering the unwed couple $300,000 for pictures of the little bastard. Oh No! The Political Correctness ball just curved around 180 and kicked me in the ass! Anyway, so much for electrician school.