Trump Calls Obama to Talk About Microwaves, Wiretapping and Apologies – CONAN

Trump Calls Obama to Talk About Microwaves, Wiretapping and Apologies - CONAN

CONAN: President Obama debunks the rumor that he’s spying on Trump through a microwave, and refuses to apologize for an act he didn’t commit. While an admission from Obama isn’t forthcoming,Trump shares too much about his favorite hot appliance, which obviously would be much more spy-worthy than the microwave.

I feel compelled to add, that when this segment aired, Trump had yet to accuse Great Britain of the micro-spying too.  By the reaction of our offended allies, it’s safe to say they won’t be answering the phone when Donnie rings to demand an apology.

It wouldn’t be a call from Trump without a bit of bragging. Trump: I’m on fire Barack! Did you see? Consumer confidence is at a fifteen year high. We are Making America Great Again. Ever since I was elected American consumers are buying all sorts of things in record numbers: luggage, airline tickets, canned goods, guns. Obama: That doesn’t sound good Donald. Trump: prefab bomb shelters, anti-depressants, Nazi memorabilia…BZZZT Trump:…home surgery kits, ski masks, cyanide tablets, baseball bats with barbed wire wrapped around them, birth control, deadbolts, bibles, hollowed out mattresses, New Zealand citizenship, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol….