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Trump Spokesman Ben Carson to sell The Donald to Paul Ryan, Stephen Colbert

Trump Spokesman Ben Carson to sell The Donald to Paul Ryan, Stephen ColbertSleepy salesman of the month Dr Ben Carson “If you buy this car that is not that well made, we will do our best to fix it over the next four years for free. We also have free coffee in the waiting room and free donuts on Tuesdays and Thursdays.” So what we know for sure about President Trump is his first two appointments have been a sleepy black guy who believes the pyramids were filled with wheat and a fat obnoxious dickhead.

Enough  with all these jokes about Democrats moving to Canada, that will not be the reality, rather it will be where 50 million Trump fans will have to move after Trump looses and takes the GOP down with him for a generation.

Where are their options? Certainly not Canada or Mexico. So they need boats and planes to those place that are more conservative than the United States. The list is rather narrow too, Somalia, Yemen, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, Egypt, Bosnia, Russia and the Cayman Islands. And how many trailers can the Cayman Islands hold?