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Trump Sports Network for ‘Real American Athletes’

Trump Sports Network for 'Real American Atheletes'

Trump Sports Network for 'Real American Atheletes'

Trump Sports Network promises “Real American Athletes for Real American Fans!” The ad – voiced by the same guy who does all of the monster truck ads – everywhere, gives us a glimpse of Trump-run TV where the ‘wimpy NFL’ won’t be tolerated. With Trump’s athletes, there won’t be much running, throwing or jumping. My guess is they’ll go with their strengths – as they see them. Nobody slaps a bumper sticker on a monster truck faster than these guys. Get ready to march, salute, pledge and sing – although frankly they aren’t much good at any of those things either.

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