Trump Sports Network promises “Real American Athletes for Real American Fans!” The ad – voiced by the same guy who does all of the monster truck ads – everywhere, gives us a glimpse of Trump-run TV where the ‘wimpy NFL’ won’t be tolerated. With Trump’s athletes, there won’t be much running, throwing or jumping. My guess is they’ll go with their strengths – as they see them. Nobody slaps a bumper sticker on a monster truck faster than these guys. Get ready to march, salute, pledge and sing – although frankly they aren’t much good at any of those things either.