It took a while but The Donald finally took the bait and bumped Stephen Colbert by name to the top of his enemies list. I suspect Colbert had been ready for this for quite some time and only had to pull the already written response from his top drawer.
First the attack:
“You see a no-talent guy like Colbert. There’s nothing funny about what he says. And what he says is filthy. And you have kids watching. And it only builds up my base. It only helps me, people like him. The guy was dying. By the way, they were going to take him off television. Then he started attacking me and he started doing better. But his show was dying. I’ve done his show. … But when I did his show, which by the way was very highly rated. It was high — highest rating. The highest rating he’s ever had.”
23. After reading the above paragraph who do you think said it?
A) Britney Spears
B) Kanye West
C) The President of the United States
D) Ru Paul
E) Dennis Rodman
24. After reading the above paragraph what do you think the person’s problem is?
A) No problem just kidding around
B) Narcissism beyond anyone’s previous experience
C) Stolen text from a fifth grader
D) Delusional paranoia
E) A Republican just being an awhole
25. After reading the above paragraph how would you respond?
A) So’s yer old Lady
B) Are you serious
C) Come on…
D) Do you at least have a GED
E) Gosh, anyone saddling up to that guy must be dumber than he is
26. After reading the above paragraph and realizing it is not a joke or a clown but the President of the United States what should be done about it?
B) Ride it out until he get’s so upset he quits
C) Laugh like Hell
D) Do whatever Republican would to if it were Obama or Hillary
E) Never ever ever sit out a vote again in your life