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Trump Tampons, to stop the bleeding from wherever!

Trump Tampons, to stop the bleeding from wherever!With all the success of Trump Steaks, Trump Water, Trump Casinos, Trump University and so on, how could a line of Trump Tampons fail? Huge! And with a money back guarantee! If found to be not properly absorbent they can be sent back to him rather than flushed, which is never a good idea.

Have you heard the reasoning behind why all these women came forward after seeing The Donald deny groping women when the Hollywood Insider Bus video came to light?  That it is unreasonable and illogical to believe that a dozen woman would come out three weeks before the election to make these claims without enough time to investigate. So it follows that it is a Clinton/Media conspiracy of “liars, horrible horrible liars. All of them.”

Here again we have another of those intellectual hurdles Trump supporters have to crawl under.

So the video hits the world with The Donald saying he can grab women’s pussies because he is so rich and powerful. Next day he denies ever doing it. After the first women comes out to say bullpoop, he calls her a liar. So women line up to tell their story to not only call him out on what he did, put to defend the women he now calls liars. About as logical and a reasonable reaction as their could be.

Trump and his surrogates, including Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh pushing this crap, know damn well that the logic is that of course women who have been groped by this creepy crawler will speak out in defense of their own.  But Trump and his surrogates, including Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, also know full well that the Trump supporters are so intellectually challenged they will believe anything they are fed so long as it feeds their hate and anger at those smarter, more successful and better looking than they are.

In a few weeks Donald Trump will join his minions to become the biggest losers in American history.