Our brave liberal (in disguise) Susie Sampson, is back from Politicon, where attendees ranged from Sarah Palin on the far right to Toure and James Carville on the left – and the talk was all about 2nd amendment rights, ‘Trump’s African American’ and Trump’s YUGE hands.
Republicans never need to have worried that Donald Trump would leave them for a third party. Susie spoke with the Libertarian representative, you’ll see him dressed as a symbol of ‘liberty.’ The only man in tights, gave Susie a glimpse of the dystopian society his party envisions for us, where the second amendment gets votes – er, rules! It is your duty and your right to collect guns, tanks, bazookas, drones, fighter jets and nuclear weapons! The Libertarian party has quite a downside – but it’s all written in small print and it’s very long and quite boring..There are no pictures at all! Before marijuana was on the road to legalization, Libertarians used it as a drawing card for one-issue voters, who didn’t read the long, boring details either.
From a dark cave, on gated mountainside, Ann Coulter brushed aside the cobwebs and consulted her crystal ball. She tweeted a prediction that Trump is “about to set fire to the African Community!” Take that prediction as you will. Trump certainly had a good start a couple of weeks ago when he pointed out a man in the crowd saying “There’s my African American!”