Seth Meyers takes a closer look at Resident Trump’s disastrous visit to Puerto Rico and the renewed debate over gun laws.
Seth views Trump’s visit to Puerto Rico as a man-made disaster heaped upon top of a natural disaster; but the view through Trump’s thick rose-colored lenses couldn’t be more different. Trump is proud to inform the world at large, that he deserves a beautiful report card with an A+ for crisis management scrawled beside Florida, Texas and Puerto Rico! That’s three A pluses for those keeping score at home.
We He couldn’t be more proud. You saw it all, Trump cheered victims by telling them to “Have a good time,” and tossing paper towels to a grateful crowd – what fun! Seth questions Trump’s choice: “It’s a category 5 hurricane, how absorbent do you think they are?” Trump held the military in thrall while telling them about the invisible airplane they will soon by flying! No word as to how they plan to make the pilot vanish too.
Less than a week after the Las Vegas massacre Congress is voting on gun laws! You know better than to throw confetti when this body of lawmakers mainlines money from the gun lobby. You see, it’s just too darn hard to get a permit to buy a silencer! Shooters who can’t fill out the paperwork and wait should be able to sneak up and shoot silently too! Also…And I don’t know if this is relevant (eye roll), sales of silencers has been steadily decreasing.