Gosh, Donald Trump actually looks better with a pile of old moss on his head.
We can only hope that THE DONALD decides to run for the GOP nomination in 2016. Ben Carson, Rick Santorum, Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Rick Perry and the crazy woman we don’t know about yet have more than enough room in their clown car for The Donald.
And hey! Two and a half minute news is just about right for Americans these days. Don’t want to use up too much of that costly data on the phones. Or spend too much valuable time on politics when sports and celebrities are what keeps the media going.
But back to The Donald…
“You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” –Donald Trump
“All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” –Donald Trump
“I have a great relationship with the blacks.” –Donald Trump
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.” –Donald Trump
“Let me tell you, I’m a really smart guy.” –Donald Trump, on his intelligence
“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” –Donald Trump
“Let me tell you, I’m a really smart guy. –Donald Trump
“It’s like in golf. A lot of people — I don’t want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.” – Donald Trump telling the New York Times why he opposes gay marriage