Video: Daily Show John Hodgman rewrites the Constitutionon August 13, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Word games! Let’s be positive rather than contrary and name the new document, The Prostitution!
|The Daily Show With Jon Stewart||Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c|
|You’re Welcome – Constitutional Crisis|
Boy, this sure brings to mind just how many aspects of the 1st and 14th Amendments makes Republican skin crawl. Wiki leaks, separation of Church and State, flag burning, prayer in school, evolution, abortion, civil rights, integration, immigration, affirmative action, gay rights, gay marriage, Miranda…
Down here in Dumbutt we understand that you can chuck the whole damn thing. Just give everyone a gun and things will work out fine. Though I do believe ammunition should be subsidized.