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Video: Daily Show Wyatt Cenac, fat men need to carry guns in restaurants

Like North Korea and Iran it goes without saying that the more nuclear weapons one has on them and ready to use, the safer everyone is. This is one of so many cases where the Right-wing gets the central premise wrong. That the more guns people carry around in their cars and pockets the safer we all are.

I got a gun and it aint teenie it makes up for my little weenie

As chance would have it, last night I watched a syndicated Family Guy which took on the same issue. Peter Griffin – who happens to have the same body shape AND a very small peter compared to his son Chris – eagerly joins the NRA after being invited as a guest to find that in the gun club locker room that all the members have teenie tiny peters too.

You can tell from this piece that gunnuts are – to put it bluntly – losers who have so little going in their sorryass little lives that the only way they can get anyone to take notice of them is to flash a piece around in stores and restaurants. Nothing the ladies like more than bald pear shaped men with guns. 

One serious advantage these yokels have over the rest of us is that in a Starbucks they get first dibs on the laptop outlets to no complaints. Why everyone without a gun does not walk out of these businesses is beyond me.

But then again the move down here in Dumbutt is to allow weapons at sports stadiums. Go figure… I always like to imagine the hot headed Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka on the sidelines of a playoff game with a 45 or two. Kick on Guns