This country’s road to doomed "socialism of the highest order" is paved with apple cores and Brussels sprouts, according to Dr. Paul Broun, Republican from Georgia. Paul held an audience of senior citizens spell-bound with visions of an intrusive United States government phoning them each day to make sure that they’re eating the proscribed number of nutritious helpings lest anyone’s food pyramid wobble and fall.
There is no mention of the punishment to be dealt out if one disobeys, perhaps you’re forced to sit at the table until you do comply? Broun’s other ideas make the socialist food pyramid scheme sound downright sensible.