A bulletin just in from the kids in electric la la land informs us of a most unique teenage drug craze called i-dosing. In all likelihood, you parental units have purchased the ‘drugs’ and attending paraphernalia for your young trippers, and in all probability they’re using it in front of you. Not to fear, it’s perfectly legal, and no, it’s not that lettuce thing again…you know who you are. This cutting edge high is easy to obtain and use.The ‘hook-up’ is obtained through purchase online as Mp3 files or a download through a custom iPhone application, the i-dose users claim that within the world between their headphones, they experience a "state of ecstasy" similar to an LSD or pot high from the incessant drone which is said to alter brain waves, the key to the experience. I suspect they would be tripping just as joyfully in an enormous industrial generator of some kind.
If you can manage, lend your ear to a few seconds of the specially-engineered drone, for which I apologize in advance, please remember it is meant for headphone use, a necessity for the much vaunted, mind-altering experience. Though the ‘high’ escapes me, I can attest that it is an excellent migraine inducer. I suppose that last gratuitous gripe has been heard about every youthful enthusiasm from ancient history right through Led Zeppelin and into the current day.
I suspect a dire warning from Tipper Gore could make this the magic mushroom of the future…even if it’s all in their heads. I worry about the kids…but only they know how to program the VCR!