Valedictorian in high school, graduated from Sanford, plays classical violin, Miss America… So why is Gretchen Carlson so consistently and overtly STUPID? There seem to be three reasons reasons for it.
First is that she is a Born Again Christian. Which all know kills more brain cells than all the drugs put together.
Secondly, Gretchen had Michele Bachmann as a Nanny when she was a child! OMG! There ya go! Nutcakeville.
And finally, as Jon Stewart pointed out recently, Gretchen’s job is to dumb down FOX NEWS so its teatarded audience can better understand complicated issues like using a fork and toilet paper.