Gold: Mary Fallin, the Tea Party candidate for Oklahoma Governor takes divisiveness to farcical extremes! Fallin will only speak if all Democrats are removed from the room. Is she afraid of spitballs, catcalls or maybe a quickly waxed floor? If elected, whose Governor does she plan to be?
Silver: Joe Miller, the Teabagger candidate for the Alaska Senate joins other Republicans and Tea Partiers in finding the minimum wage to be unconstitutional, vowing to repeal it and send us all back to abject poverty without so much as unemployment benefits. Miller also rails against his opponent Lisa Merkowski on the grounds of nepotism. The irony is strong with this one – and his wife, the unemployed campaign clerk.
Bronze: Ralphie Mays loves dogs! Mays also lives a charmed life judging from his interaction with drug-sniffing canines at an airport in Guam.