The Worst People in the World today, David Krikorian D – Ohio, Rep Ted Poe R -Texas, and Rush Limbaugh appear as if from Central Casting to demonstrate the ills of the country, dehumanization and racism served with a hate talk back. Add a sloppy mixture of magic socialist and Hitler invectives, skip the accountability and shake frequently with abandon.
Gold: David Krikorian D’ Oh. Say, what kind of name is Krikorian anyway? The party-jumping hopeful for a House seat this fall raised the question of foreign sounding names, and asked how a guy with a name like Surya Yalamanchili could expect to become elected. In fact, it seems to be his rallying cry bringing down the swift censure of the local Democratic party. The Indian-American opponent credit, has demonstrated a bit of self deprecating humor, with a brief "Vote Chili!" on his campaign posters. Hey David, we’re all in the melting pot – though some are in over our heads.
Silver: Rep Ted Poe R -Texas. Listen up people, Ted Poe knows that it’s only due to our lack of sheer "moral will" that we have starving families crossing into this country to work. There’s that, and your neighbor Zeke hires them for pennies on the dollar.Use Grasshopper- B-Gone before those pesky undocumented workers can pay their taxes, as most do! Undoubtedly Pat Bertroche an Iowa Republican, was glad Poe’s crackpot idea diverted attention from his own comparison of immigrants to animals, and subsequent suggestion to capture the unfortunates and embed them with microchips, "Like my dog," he beamed. Wait…let us not forget Republican Sue Lowden of Nevada, rounding out the barnyard picture this week with her
"Bartercare" system for your doctor. If the immigration schemes work,there will be a lot of Republicans with little time for Teabagging, what with raising chickens and tending crops.
Bronze: Rush Limbaugh, he of little memory and the gargantuan pie hole begins with the definitive statement that "Nobody has said that Obama is Hitler!" The prevaricator is
then seen and heard refuting himself, expanding upon the theme, and combining it with the usual lexicon of dastardly commie names and fascist personages. The question remains, why does he go to such effort only to refute what is easily played back, there is certainly no stunt double involved!