Gold: Dick Armey.
What a world it would be if myopic visionary Armey and pals were to succeed in removing all federal money from schools. The coup des gras
would be the fulfillment of the popular Teabagger plan to let states take over the edumication of the young’uns, which is leaning more and more toward home schoolin’ by ma and pa anyway. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet with the Texas text-book revisions!
If you will recall, when Dick Armey was the House Majority Whip in Congress through the 1990’s his calling was to stop the funding of Head Start, the most successful program for pre schoolers in need we enjoy.
Silver: Rick Sanchez, whose slap fight with Jon Stewart escalated into Crazy-land with a side trip to Anti-semitism World isn’t over. Rick’s ‘artful’ dodger comments barely scrape the surface of an apology. Will he be attempting to translate the weather on a local Miami affiliate…or will Fox News strike while the iron and Rick’s temper is hot?
Bronze: Williamson County GOP Chairman Bill Fairbrother had a lot of ‘splainin to do! If the $9 million dollar bill for donuts is any indication, it’s easy to see why we plummeted into debt during eight years of Republican spending.