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Video: OMG, Glenn Beck Lied! OMG!

We must ALL gather on the mall to restore honor and honesty to take back our country from right-wing talk show hosts and chillbilly airheads.

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I have noticed that everyone has conceded to The Beck Fox News numbers of 300,000 at the Beck and Palin Church Picnic. I suppose the reasoning is it does not matter, they are going to believe whatever Fox and Beck and Sister Sarah tell them to believe –  which is why stupid people are so stupid.

I did a little count of my own. It is the lack of density that makes this rally number count in under 100,000. The lawn chairs, lounge chairs, mobility scooters, coolers, backpacks, costume bags, walkers and girth make the density of the crowd take up about three times as much room as a rally of smart people would take up. So 100,000 times 3 would be 300,000. There ya go!

Of course Michelle Bachmann – who will win in Minnesota only because she is batcrap crazy CHRISTIAN – says there were 1.6 million present. She of course includes guardian angels, the holy host, holy ghosts, holy spirits, purgatory souls, ducks, geese, fish and leprechauns.