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Video: Stephen Colbert BP Oil Spill Randomizer

Hopefully the oil, which Rush Limbaugh informs us is not a problem because it is just as natural as water, will leave poor put upon New Orleans alone this time round and make landfill along the coast of Mississippi, Alabama and the white pristine beaches of the white pristine Florida pan handle.

Twice this area of Florida had Christians shoot doctors in the back. An area so full of reactionary confederate Republicans that twice they tried to cede themselves to the OLD SOUTH by joining the state of Alabama.

And not to forget Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour whose office we recently noticed was filled with confederate flags when he just a few days ago he was defending BP in the oil spill. (BTW he is said to be a viable contender for the Republican nomination in 2012)

Not only are the Florida Pan Handle, Mississippi and Alabama have more Neo Confederate crackers than any state other than South Carolina but whose old cries of "Segregation today! Segregation tomorrow! Segregation forever!" were changed only recently to now standing on a stack of Bibles in the beds of their pickup trucks shouting DRILL BABY DRILL!