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Video: Stephen Colbert, Newt Gingrich is a douche bag wussyhound

Gosh, had to laugh like Hell… Here are the quotes in case you want to write them down for a standup routine you may be working on…

"It doesn’t matter what I do. People need to hear what I have to say. There’s no one else who can way what I can say. It doesn’t matter what I live." Newt Gingrich defending his Adultery to his wife a few hours after he made a pro marriage family values speech.

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But the real story in this video is this Moral Acceptability Chart.

Americans believe that it is 10 TIMES WORSE to have an affair (and TWICE AS BAD to have an abortion) as it is for the big government to drag people away to be killed. That tells you something about our culture of guns, violence,  war and religious CRAP gone wild.

Its embarrassing… Gotta go buy more red maple leaves to put on my stuff…