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Video: Stephen Colbert says FOX news report on armed monkeys false

On this one I have to agree with FOX news. Monkeys handling guns is not fantastical. Toddlers can shoot themselves and their brothers and sisters quite well. Guns are so very very popular in America because not only can any moron buy one – or find one laying around in the kitchen – but because other than cars they are the dominate visual object on TV and in the movies. So just from sitting on the couch any nitwit knows that bullets go slowly in the back end and come out very fast from the front end. It is a sport anyone can do, no need for any brains or experience or talent whatsoever, just point and shoot.