Enter here all ye who fear not Pat Boone’s dire warnings of pestulance in high places, twitters gone mad over the White House visitors log, and to add to the post Halloween fright, Rep Virginia Foxx will set you straight about why large
insurance companies deserve to take your money and cut you loose!
Gold: The Twit Wit Club, consisting of Amanda Carpenter, Washington Times, Michael Goldfarb The Weekly Standard,Mary Katherine Ham of O’Reilly, and last but not least..the esteemed Ed Morrisey of the Hot Air Blog? They are in a twitter over the White House guest log, tweeting excitedly the names of famous and the infamous alike who are alleged to have visited the White House. Unfortunately these finely honed reporters…a-hem, failed to note a few salient facts from the White House before trumpeting a list of diverse and unlikely names such as R. Kelly and the Rev. Maurice Shabaz, in a huge mix-up and misdirection of Three Stooges proportions.
Silver: Virginia Foxx, R – N.C. My apologies to Wiccans, I refer only to the Oz version of Witchcraft. She of ‘Matthew Sheppard is a hoax’ fame has seen the enemy and it is we who may need medical care and lack insurance. In our haste we are endangering ourselvesand our countrymen. We are selfishly giving away our
very freedoms and worse, can’t you just suck it up and take one for the team? Never fear, she’s championing the misunderstood, giant corporate insurance companies. They need her help and yours dear friends, and apparently she needs their – er..incentives.
Bronze: Pat Boone! He is ‘In a Metal Mood’ you know. All tittering aside, I’m certain he breaks some laws by inciting others to violence regarding President Obama, if not by being one of the walking dead. Still, someone has transferred his batty meanderings onto electronic media where he certainly takes the ‘fun’ out of Fundamental Christianity, but leaves the ‘mental’ intact with his imaginings of a giant roach hotel at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue which must be dealt with immediately!