Golden award winner Linda Parker, principal of Byron Nelson High School is a drug warrior extraordinaire. I like dogs too much to simply call her a witch. Sometimes red eyes, high blood pressure, and a wee bit of agitation in a good
student can stem from the very real and recent horrors of life…but Parker of Trophy Club, Texas "knows" what red eyes mean without a drug test, oh yes she does!
Silver stud Christopher William Saunders of Florida needs career counseling. His current occupation as thief of rare coins proved to be costly and very inconvenient!
Bronze – but an up and comer! NRA and Palin-endorsed Christine O’ Donnell,Tea Party candidate seeks the senate nomination from Republican Mike Castle. Like her mentor, she’s hitting below the belt, and rather than focus on issues, is
sharpening her emasculating skills in print. The homophobe seems quite proud of her ‘gotcha’ comments, one in particular informed Castle that "This is not a bake-off, put your man-pants on." Devastating hey? It does put one in mind of
Sarah Palin’s strike-back after the unflattering Vanity Fair article, where the press was accused of being "limp and impotent and gutless" – repeat. Do we see a theme developing?