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Weather Report For Southerners and the Republican base, Onion
on September 11, 2012 at 6:02 amPosted In: GOP ROT
With special ed weather woman Carla Bixby to give a little extra help to those living in South Carolina. Sure weather can be hard to understand, especially when science and scientists get involved. Best just listen to your local Weatherman, after all 83% of them say Global Warming is a hoax. For those of you who are not from the South or part of the Republican Base, please give some thought as to why meteorologists (TV weathermen) SAY they disbelieve climate change while 98% of scientists do believe it. Hint: Its all in audience share.

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Quite right, Pictures of anyone, not in on the joke, is a lawsuit waiting to happen & even then, I’d have them “waived” up the tail pipe.
By the way, when did “Foghorn Leghorn” become a bad guy?
For 25 years or so I have wondered who the picture are of that the Onion uses. It must be employees and friends of employees or they would get their ass sued constantly. In the hard newspaper versions are are always usually pics of DRUNK OF THE WEEK. 5 pics of people giving stupid comments and such.
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Is it me or did the “rednecks” in the on-site reporting look way to thin to have been eating too many ring-dings?