Dog Poop Index
Doggy Poop #1
Doggy Poop #2
Is this really about dog poop?
Um... Kinda-sorta. Well... Yes.
I don't like dog poop!
And you call yourself a liberal?
Don't tell me you are defending dog poop now?
I have thought long and hard about dog poopover the years because
of all this trouble. And you know, I have realized there are only two negative
aspects of it; stepping in it and hitting it with your lawn mower. Which I have
come to believe is canceled out by its two positive aspects; it is good
fertilizer and creates a point of interest for other dogs adding a bit more
meaning to their dull lives.
Its filthy and dirty and full of horrible
I hear that a lot, but searching the web doesn't turn up any data
to that effect other than just repeating the claim. It seems to come from that
same gang who say a Big Mac will kill you too.
Are you comparing a Big Mac to dog poop?
Well... Yes. They are both about the same size with the same shelf
life. But hey, there is one difference, dogshit is free. Well, so far anyway.
I can't believe you are defending dog poop, what's
Next week I intend to defend Osama Bin Laden. Only later, when I
hone this process better, will I try to tackle Karl Rove.