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Can you say "my country right or wrong"? Yes No
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Are you more or less intolerant than you think you are? More Less
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How much do you hate sharing your stuff? A lot Very much
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Do you whine about taxes every: 15 seconds 30 seconds 2 minutes
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Check number of guns owned: 10 or more 20 or more Lost count
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How many people would you enjoy shooting? 5 20 more than 20
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Who do you hate most? Blacks Communists Gays Liberals
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Hours a day spent hating above choice? 8 hrs 12 hrs 24 hrs
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Would you kill anyone speaking ill of your mother? Yes No
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Are you an Aggie? (If not sure check Yes) Yes No
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What upsets you more? Nuclear-warfare Genocide Affirmative Action?
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Check machinery you can operate: Revolver Pickup truck can opener
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What organizations are you a member of? VFW KKK NRA
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What sports do you participate in? Shooting Shooting Shooting
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Put these words in the correct order. God Race Country Family
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Can you quote Readers Digest without feeling like an idiot? Yes No
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Hours a day do you listen to Rush Limbaugh? 1 hr 2 hrs 3 hrs
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Does this questionnaire piss you off? Yes No