Fans of batpoop insane campaign commercials rejoice, this morning, ousted Hewlett-Packard head Carly Fiorina, whose abortive 2010 run for Senate featured some seriously insane commercials, announced this morning that she will be running for President. Of the United States.
This had been rumored for a while, with Fiorina telling the WSJ over a month ago that “I am running for [president] because I can win it and because I can do it.” But today she made it official(er), announcing her candidacy live on hard-hitting news show Good Morning America.
Fiorina previously ran for a Senate seat in 2010, when it was revealed that she’d rarely bothered to vote. She managed to garner 42% of the vote, losing to incumbent Barbara Boxer. But not before a primary season during which her campaign released this infamous “demon sheep” ad attacking Republican rival Tom Campbell:”
As a fan of the horror-campaign genre, I cannot wait to see the ads Fiorina and her sheeple will develop for the 2016 race. The Demon Sheep masterpiece was created with only one rival candidate in mind . Imagine what Fiorina’s team can do with inspiration that includes but isn’t limited to: Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Ben Carson and (The) Donald Trump.