Morgan Freeman is much too suave to shove people aside like Trump at a NATO summit – but arguably, he should be first in the line of presidential succession. In the interest of making our country less terrifyingly ridiculous again, 68 people must realize that the most patriotic thing to do is step aside and give Freeman the keys to the Oval Office.
The man is qualified! Think about it, he’s easy on the ears – and that quality has become very important. He’s pro-Marijuana, and Freeman would certainly not be the first actor to lead the country. Freeman has taken on the role of President, Colonel, Professor, Doctor, Master Magician and even GOD! In the off chance, that 68 people won’t step aside, here’s a fun look at exactly who would have to drop out – or drop off the perch before Freeman can legitimately lead the country.
Freeman is so convincing as God, that it’s rumored that each of his freckles represents a miracle he has performed.
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