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Why do Americans want more Religion in their lives?

cheerleading for god and gunsA few interesting polls of late have caused some confusion here in the Land of Jesus.

First we have more people claiming no religion than ever before. We have gone from less than 5% atheist/agnostic to 20% in a decade.  Then comes the poll that says 60% of Americans say religion is dying on the vine. And to top it off, 77% say they want more religion in their lives.  So what gives?  Why do Americans, who are the most religious nation in the civilized world want more of it?

That of course is more than obvious. Americans want to be more like Afghanistan, more like Saudi Arabia, more like Iran, Indonesia, Yemen, Somalia, Sudan, Iraq and Pakistan, where most everyone walks around with an automatic assault rifle. Well those who can afford one anyway.

Europe? Japan? Canada? Australia? Come on, those are Godless Secular Socialist pits of Hell! Compared to the wonder and greatness of Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Indonesia, Yemen, Somalia, Sudan, Iraq, Pakistan and Utah.