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Why I’m Voting Republican

Why I'm Voting Republican A Satirical Look At Why You Should Vote Democrat

I’m Voting Republican is a satirical look at the likely outcome of a Republican presidential victory…Or a horror film. Made in 2008, the film is still valid, and a great reminder of what we would face under another Republican administration. If you’ve ever wondered just why some people vote Republican, or don’t vote at all,  this video won’t answer the question for you.  We know why millionaires and billionaires vote Republican, but haven’t a clue why an average American would allow themselves to be duped into embracing Fox-phobia, and clinging to the Republican party for protection. In a world where middle class people exclaim ‘He’s just like me!’ when they hear a billionaire spout racism, nothing really makes sense anymore. Folks flock to buy his goods, made in China and sold by underpaid people. Yet oddly they feel a strong kinship with him, and feel he has their best interests at heart.

The good news is that in the past six years, we’ve made progress in vanquishing  some of the problems mentioned in 2008. We now have a form of healthcare for everyone – which Republicans vow to demolish if they ever get into office again, and everyone who wishes, can marry the one they love.This isn’t bad at all, in an administration run by a Muslim terrorist, who is currently planning to capture and enslave all armed Texans…Go hide yer guns, Zeke!