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Windemere Baptist CEO Jerald Hill arrested for soliciting dog sex

Jerald Hill, wannabe dog fker

“The investigation began last week when the task force got a tip that someone had posted an ad on Craigslist looking for two types of animals with which to have sex, Perkins said. One of the animals he sought was a dog. Perkins declined to say what other type of animal Hill sought.” Task force arrests man on suspicion of trying to find animals for sex

Of course the first question that jumps off the page is WHAT OTHER ANIMAL. I searched and no cigar.

There are many other questions that come to mind about Jerald Hill and the process:

Was he after a boy dog or a girl dog?
Why use Craig’s List? Couldn’t he find a willing dog on his own? Is there no SPCA in Missouri?
Should we just assume the other animal was a pig? After all he does look like a …….
What should we expect what with dogs flashing their a wholes at everyone all day?
Do animals really give a rat’s ass about having sex with Christians?
When having sex with animals is a condom the correct etiquette?
What does Donald Trump think?

If anyone finds what the other animal is, please let us know…