Gold: Betsy McCaughey, the queen of death panel misinformation and frightening the general popularion, gets the axe! I just can’t imagine why Cantel Medical Corp would lie and say they voted her out. We know that she simply needed more “me time,” or should after making a world class ass of herself on Jon Stewart last night!
Silver: Tom Delay. Kick back and listen to Tom tell it like it never was about Town Hall meetings, when he was a victim!. He has war stories! It’s just a pity he couldn’t be there to experience them.
Bronze: Andrew Malcolm of the L.A. Times. Obviously a child who was the brunt of many a wedgie growing up, he lends a distinctly right side lean to the political section of the Times. He recently informed readers of how poorly MSNBC is limping along. It’s time they knew, poor souls, they’d obviously been misled by awards and viewership numbers. You may believe him when you hear his impressive credentials!