Gold: Hannity, has discovered that the WA Post wrote a less than stellar piece on wanna-be Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell. They’re out to ‘besmirch and defame’ Hannity’s boy with his own thesis. It’s just not right to hold someone’s past against them, Hannity protestats. He has a bit of experience in this sort of thing. People are dredging up McDonnell’s 1989 thesis where he puts the little woman right where he feels that she belongs, and attacks homsexuality. Foul! Cries Hannity, it’s been twenty years people!
Now for a short ride in the “Not-So-Way- Back Machine” where we see Hannity in 2007, gleefully reading from a thirty year old thesis, “steeped in intrigue and mystery,” belonging to – Hillary Clinton! I agree with him this one time. “See how abusively biased the alleged media can get!”
Silver : Michelle Bachmann R- Minn. Bachman has her facts and figures mixed – but it’s okay when it works out to her way of thinking! For example: Bachman claims the ratio of payments to earned income is is 50%, as opposed to 1950, hen she says it was a mere 5%, ah the good ol’ days!
See Worst to learn how very far off Bachman IS in her cypherin’. Hint….the current tax ratio of payments to earne income is 35%, which happens to be the lowest it has been in all but five of the last seventy seven dollars! Oh, and in 1950 when she claims we lived in the land of milk and honey at 5%, the general rate was 75%! As fictional as her figures are, the real question of the day is: Is Michelle Bachmann stupid, on something, or just plain crazy? Get your votes in now!
Bronze: Orley Tate, the originator of our home grown Obama birth certificate forgery and mother of the Birthers! Admitting her first attempt was a forgery – at last, she’s not to be defeated! Once again, she has produced a birth certificate. This one won’t even make it past a panel of kindergartners accustomed to doing “find the mistake” puzzles! See Worst to see this strange phenomen for yourself!