Don’t cancel your vacation plans just yet. After all, there is something satisfyingly naughty about the clandestine breaking of one harmless law.
Eager to ban bestiality in Florida, lawmakers passed a law which effectively banned all sex in the state. The law bans all "knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal." Technically, humans are animals. As animals, consenting adults will be banned from having sex unless their act conforms to "certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices." None of the above are mentioned in the Kama Sutra – I have already investigated.
When Gov. Rick Scott signs the corrected bestiality ban into law, it will enter the chapter of law that deals with crimes against animals. In Florida law an animal is defined as "Every living dumb creature." I suspect they will be back to the drawing board on this one very soon.