Conan's prompter Bill Tull shows us how to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, on a budget. Follow Bill's simple instructions and you'll have green beer – and deliciously fresh breath! Don't be chained to the kitchen, whip up Irish classics like Quick Corned Beef, Irish Soda Bread and your own 'luck o' the Irish.' If you use these tips, I trust you'll tell us how your 'green day' turns out, when you've sufficiently recovered.