Nov14
Daily Show John Oliver invesigates Generals and Bimbos in The Band of Boners
on November 14, 2012 at 7:48 amPosted In: Bad Boys
I am loving it! Many in my position were fearful that now with the election over there would be no more news to cover. HOW WRONG WE WERE! It only took 2 days for the biggest story of the year to BEGIN unfolding. I want to know where’s the blue dress? Is a BJ defined as “sexual relations”? Even by Catholic girls and Brazilians? Are we going to subpoena these women’s mothers to find out their daughter’s proclivity to oral sex? Will Senator Lindsey Graham kill himself? Where are the House Managers? The special prosecutor? What is Ken Starr doing now, is he available? What happened to Henry Hyde? And being in the military for some years myself, who has the clap?
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“Get off your chest”? Really Lt.? You want to leave that straight line hanging out there?
More like you have to get your mind off their chests.
Lt.,
after reading today’s news of the “Scandal”; I realize the most interesting person is Jill Whatsername. This Woman has Petraeus’ Mistress upset that she’s getting too chummy with the General. She’s got another General sending daily suggestive e-mails. She’s had an FBI Agent sending half naked pictures of himself to her.
Do you remember the song, “What Ever Lola Wants; Lola Gets”? Gwen Virdon, Damn Yankees, late 50′s.
My dirty mind noticed something right off the bat, which I have to get off my chest.
Both the women have big hooters. I always wondered where the have all the girls with big hooters gone? Damn generals.
We are going to have two black female Secretary of states named Rice with in 5 years. Weird…
Benghazi is their key to reversing the election they believe. And now with their GO TO WAR HERO Patraeus in trouble, they are mad as Hell. In fact what is called the moderates in the Senate, McCain and Graham are spitting nickels already refusing to allow Rice Dept of State. Good to see Obama finally angry about something though!
Lt.,
You may be mocking but this definitly is a Fox “Scandal du Jour”. David Petraeus resigns to avoid testifying about Benghazi! What did the President know? And when did he know it?