Down here in Dumbass we have about the worstest eduracatian sistem in the world. We ain got no income tax and constantly reduce property taxes because its the only way to get elected down here in Dumbass. Well that and giving everyone their constitutional right to jump around waving as many guns as they can carry while we pee our pants to send ever more people to the death chamber for ever less reason as fast as we can.
Our state legislature only meets every other year to save even more money. We don’t need a tax base because we can just eat what we shoot. We have had a couple years of endless special sessions trying to fix education in this state redder than a sunburned albino in a bass boat. No need to tell yall how that always goes.
But this session we finally got down to fixing it once and for all! Thanks to Republican State Representative Debbie Riddle! God Bless you Debbie. Our children do not recite the pledge of Allegiance the rest of the country does, that is way too long for even adults down here to remember, so we have a real short one.
I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one and indivisible. (there is a bit of a problem with that as the Texas Constitution allows us to divide the state into fifths if we so desire)
Debbie noticed the problem with our educational system and found the time to add the sorely missing words "under God" to it. It was debated for about 9 seconds and passed without comment. After all, who could vote against both God and Children all at once?
I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, under God one and indivisible. (a secondary boon is the correction that God rather thatn Texas is the indivisible one. Well there is that troublesome trinity thing)
So doan yall worry yer little yankee heads about us down hear in Dumbass, we is as smart as a armadillo napping on the Interstate.