Hey Florida. Why do your fragrant sea breezes and glorious sunshine attract so many lunatics? Don’t be down on yourselves, there’s no need for an apology. After all, the greedy owners of Sea World and swarms of invading tourists (from our states) waving cash are beyond the control of average Floridians. So too, was the Bath Salts Cannibal. Who’d want to approach him?! However – combine all of these things with George Zimmerman, and most recently his girlfriend who recanted her story of domestic abuse, and we’re beginning to be deeply disappointed, Florida!