“Let’s also not forget, I’m being called a genius on the network that airs Duck Dynasty, this is a show whose cast members believe hurricanes are caused by gay marriage. I wish I were joking.” Seth MacFarlane accepting the Louis XIII Genius Award at Sunday night’s Critics’ Choice Awards on A&E.
I did an hour of image Googling to see who has been stupid enough to have their picture taken with Duck Dynasty patriarch and all around Christian Ayatollah Phil Robertson. I found only two, sports announcer Terry Bradshaw and Sarah Palin shown here probably looking at a selfie of her and Phil or sharing a photo of her killing and gutting something.
Though a big fan of Duck Dynasty and Christian bigotry, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has many photos of himself with the Duck Dynasty family, but he has been smart enough not to be seen with Father Phil.
There is also a rather thin list of those who have sought to have their pictures taken with Ted Nugent – who not only brags about shooting cats and dogs, but that he get an erection when killing animals with an assault rifle on full auto. Needless to say nitwits Sarah Palin and Kid Rock love the most despicable human being not in jail, but also is beloved by Texas Governors Rick Perry and Greg Abbott. Oh yes, sadly, New York gun advocate Anthony Bourdain.