John Oliver wakes up the sheeple who have had the wool pulled over their eyes by the lamestream media, and raises the alarm via his very own web conspiracy about Cadbury Creme eggs and the Illuminati! If you’ve never found yourself in the web conspiracy section of YouTube, you don’t know the joy of wondering if you’re losing your mind, or whether it’s possible that tall, powerful lizard-type aliens work deep underground, will one day take over – at the behest of the Illuminati. If you’re there long enough, it all starts to make a weird and inevitable sense…But some sunshine and fresh air should clear those cobwebs from your mind.
“Conspiracy videos are truly science fiction for those who don’t understanding science fiction,” according to Oliver.
John explains that a wild conspiracy video needs two things: “1. A wild claim that something you take for granted is actually the responsibility of robots, U.S. Presidents who are also robots or aliens. 2. An eye for incredibly specific detail, and an ability to make wild accusations with complete confidence.” There are many who are gifted with the two requirements listed, and they aren’t shy about sharing their theories with you.
After much study, John Oliver came up with his own conspiracy video. Perhaps you’ll find the many ‘coincidental’ ties between the Cadbury Creme Egg and the Illuminati to be far more than just interesting – maybe it’s all true! Prepare to have your mind blown, America. I’m off to Walgreen’s to scoop up the Cadbury Chocolate Eggs (no cream filling) on sale tomorrow! The Illuminati has made slaves of us all.