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Jon Stewart, Downgrade America, but dont mess with New Jersey!

So BORN TO RUN is the Jersey song?  Hmmm… Whenever I think of Jersey these days I think of fat.  Very fat.  Very very fat. Hmmm… You know there is a tune that over 20 years of constant daily play has become the essence of fat music. It is by the Pretenders called MY CITY WAS GONE. Yall probably know it better as Rush Limbaugh’s theme song. Deep bass run has fat all over it. Very fat music. fatTunes.

Roll models for our children don’t get much better than Rush Limbaugh and Chris Christie. Imagine them in a Motel 6 cavorting on the bed in Fredrick’s of Hollywood attire. Keep that thought in mind whenever their names come up. Oh, and William Bennett outside in crotchless panties and a man bra pounding on the door to be included. Always keep that picture in your mind… Never let it go…